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the-absolute-funniest-posts: niknak79: He’s tripping on acid HAHAHAHHAHHA

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

HAHAHAHHAHHA

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May 22, 2013
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You fucking asshole !

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Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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May 22, 2013
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Mindblown !

Mindblown !

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My future son will be like him ! So cuuuute !

My future son will be like him !
So cuuuute !

May 22, 2013
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When you’re fighting with your sibling and you hear your parents coming

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The moment when I read flirting with your sibling and was like WHAAAAAAT ???

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May 20, 2013
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Since it doesn’t seem to be absorbing humidity, it must be the Asians !

Since it doesn’t seem to be absorbing humidity, it must be the Asians !

May 20, 2013
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HIMYM + Objects

Almost as cult as the blue police box !

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How I managed to get at least a 100 unread books on my shelves

  • me: *has 10 books to read*
  • me: *buys 3 more*
  • me: another 5 won't hurt
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