- Random person: have you got a spare fag?
- No one ever: oh yeah I actually carry a spare pack I wasn't intending to smoke just to give to random people that might ask me today
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
The moment when I read flirting with your sibling and was like WHAAAAAAT ???
- me: *has 10 books to read*
- me: *buys 3 more*
- me: another 5 won't hurt